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  • The Question that Ended Hump Jones Dot Com

    Posted Apr 04, 2008 11 comments

    The prelude to the Great Return of Hump Jones...been a long time, and I'm glad that I left you. I've been snacking on fresh fruit and practicing chess moves.

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  • Dear Humpasaur: September 2007 Kickoff

    Posted Sep 21, 2007 1 comment

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  • Dear Humpasaur: Teenagers Getting Knocked Up

    Posted Sep 20, 2007 9 comments

    Hey humpy, is it despicable for a 19 or 20 year old girl to become pregnant? And a follow up, do you think that they can adequately raise a child? I live in TX and teenagers down here collect babies like they are fucking troll dolls or something.

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  • Dear Humpasaur: How Bisexual are Bisexuals?

    Posted Sep 19, 2007 6 comments

    Do most bisexuals have a simultaneous attraction toward both men and women or does it oscillate between one then the other? Or is it a mixed bag with some people claiming to be bisexual having a consistent both sex attraction while others go back and forth between hetero and homosexual attractions? And could bisexuality be considered akin to bipolar or multiple personality disorder?

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  • Dear Humpasaur: Does Hunger Make You a Smarter Human?

    Posted Sep 18, 2007 27 comments

    Do you know about ghrelin, it is a hormone produced by the cells lining the acer of the human stomach. It is what stimulates hunger but also it enhances thought processes and helps learning and more is present when you are hungry. I was wondering if it is released when one gets the munchies from smoking marijuana. That being true wouldn't you be able to learn better on an empty stomach or when hungry?

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  • Dear Humpasaur: To Bang or Not to Bang

    Posted Sep 15, 2007 5 comments

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  • Dear Humpasaur: Worst Roomate Ever

    Posted Sep 10, 2007 4 comments

    I live with my ex-boyfriend in _____ for a year now after we've broken up. I need him to leave. My name is on the lease. He says he has the right to live here and won't leave. On top of that, he's turned into a full on junkie and spiraled out of control and is also bringing random people to my apartment. I'm worried for him but I can't deal and I just want him out. I am also paranoid that someone is secretly doing a reality docudrama about him and other junkies and that my apartment has been bugged with cameras...or something else really shady is going on. Whats my question... um what the holy heck do I do to get this situation less insane for me without making huge drama involving law enforcement?

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  • Dear Humpasaur: August 2007 Roundup

    Posted Aug 27, 2007 5 comments

    We asked, and the people responded: they have questions for Uncle Humpasaur. I provide answers here.

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